People always ask me, "how can you get paid to attend parties? aren't you selling out" and to that I usually reply by scratching their faces with my claws. I'm a brand and I needs to get paid. This is my business, and I'm a successful fashun cat entrepreneur. Unlike these poo poos who are major sell outs:
Derek Blasberg: Fashion writer accused of soliciting nice tweets for nice shoes.
Rihanna: Getting paid to sit front row at a fashuns shows. Here she is werrking the Couture fashun pose 101: Taking a dump with your hands on your hips.