4.19.2010

Mean Fat Whore

This is Carolina. I prefer to call her fat Carol. She used to be a size 0 like me, but ever since she started writing a gossip column for the Cat Herald On Sunday, she's taken to sitting at her laptop all day everyday eating cheesecakes and piling on the pounds. We used to model together back in the day, but she used to be a total bitch to me. It's so awkward now that we see eachother at fashion parties. I'm like, totally thinner and hotter and more successful than she is. Now she's got a lame gossip column and the only modeling jobs she gets booked for are The Fat Cat Carpenters Daughter label for plus size and obese cats; and also Pro-Active Solution informercials.

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