Zumi's amaze and no amaze

Hey y'all. I've been neglecting my blog lately only because every other bitch cat out there's started a blog and I'm working on other projects to fulfill my creativity. Anyways, here's a classic haughty bitch pose from yours truly, complete with a black silk Lanvincat collar bought from LuisaViaRomaCat.

...And here's a list of highs and lows from my life of late

AMAZE
1. My black silk Lanvincat collar from LuisaViaRomaCat arrived. I ordered it online, but I wasn't sure when it was going to arrive, I thought it was going to take ages to arrive, because I read online somewhere that it takes ages to arrive, but it didnt!!!!! it finally arrived.
2. I went to the launch of a envelope launch of new envelopes with my friends Trina and Tina where we popped and jived to some old skool hip hop! OMG! HOLLA!

NO AMAZE
1. The front door at my artfully distressed Grey Lynn Selby worthy loft used to rattle, so we got a strip of rubber stuck in the doorway to keep that baby airtight. Now the weather’s warmer, there’s been some expansion in the rubber and the door is near impossible to close and lock. I’m serious. So difficult. Totes murder on my Lucy and la Chowder room manicured O.P.I claws. I now have to enter and exit the house via the laundry room back door on the other side of the house. Bane of my life. 
2. Trina got the same Bretton stripe T-shirt as me. Bretton Stripes were my thang, and bitch totally tried to steal my style crown. Poo poo.