Drunken night out

Oh my gawd you guys, I got toally wasted last night and had to be escorted out of Clooney's. I was having the time of my life prancing around and playing with the fringed curtains, then all of a sudden this bitch swoops me up and throws me out. Totally not my style, but when you've been slurrping on Moet and Absolut laced milk all night, it does take its toll. I'm never going to drink again. I look so fat and bloated in this picture.

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