showing face

I don't usually turn up to functions. Sometimes I turn up about an hour late, stay for 15 minutes then gap it. My rates for attending fashion parties have gone down because of the recession ($500 per 2 hours); This is my party face. For $500 per 2 hours, you get me wearing new season Proenza Schouler and Topshops  clogs standing in a corner looking like this (saucer of Moet not shown). I change positions every hour. For bookings please contact me on fashionloaf@gmail.com

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