Sex Tape

I was kinda bored today, so I thought why don't I make a sex tape? I called Tomcat from next door to come over and make a sex tape with me. Hello, everyone's got one. Kim 'kebab' Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Kendra and of course who can forget Pam and Tommy Lee's sexcapades on their yacht? Here I am with a bottle of Elle Macphearson's Sensual Obsidian massage oil, taken by Tomcat next door.

Totally tried to seduce Tomcat by giving him a sensual massage. I even had my Jo Malone candles burning and Keith Sweat's Twisted playing on loop, but I feel asleep. Totals Sex Tape FAIL. better luck next time I guess. meow. xx