I hate bitchy cats with insecurity issues. Cats like my mortal enemy, Hello Kitty. She's the meanest cat you'll ever meet! We used to hang out when we were kittens, before she became all famous and she got a massive head. She didn't even invite me to her M.A.C collection launch party, and I was the one who told her to start wearing that stupid bow! Like, WTF?!!!! She's a total diva cliche now, like Beyonce, Whitney, Lauryn Hill and Erykah Badu rolled up into one crazy ass bitch.