Girl power

Sad face! My girlfriend Sally got her ass dumped last night. Whenever one of my girlfriends is feeling emo over a douchebag, I like to give her a piece of cake that's bigger than her head and put on 'Girl' by Destiny's Child. Beyonce is totally the voice of my generation.

Girl, I can tell you've been crying / And you needing somebody to talk to / Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you / I'm your girl, you're my girl, we your girls / Don't you know that we love ya!