Bitchface

This is my gurrl Adina. She's here visiting for a few days from Poland en route to a shoot with Zen magazine in Sydney. I managed to capture her raw beauty with my Lomo camera, however she was totally not impressed my unmanicured paws. Here she is giving me her best bitchface ever. BIIIITTTCHHY POO POO.

Another cat has the same jacket as me

Over the years there have been plenty of ZambesiCat pieces I've really wanted and never bought, usually because of the price being high and my income being, like, low. The handknitted cardigan from Winter 2010 was probably the ZambesiCat thing I've wanted the most. So I got it. Holla! I've been wearing it sooooo much lately. Five of the last six days, to be exact, with a really old Katren Walker Menswear hoodie that my flatmate gave to me and Simon Says Jeans that Fabric gave to me. I only smell a little bit, so it's ok. The more-famous-than-me blogger Suzie Stubble (not to be mistaken for Susie Cubble) has been wearing it too, only she styles it a little differently, with a beaut little ribbon. It's the fanciest thing I've ever owned, and it's a constant source of self-validation. I get compliments whenever I leave the house in it. CPW (cost-per-wear) is an important tool for calculating a garment's worth, but CPW (compliments-per-wear) trumps it every time. I LOVE SU......ZIE!

Spring Alphabet

So here's my Spring 2011 collection wrap up for ya'll. I picked my favourites. I think this is how I will choose my jobs once I get back into the cat show circuits next season (gotta tone up first), by choosing one show from each letter of the alphabet. Oh and not settling for anything less than 100K per show. That's all.

 A: Altuzarra

 B: Balenciaga

 C: Celine

 D: Dries Van Noten

 E: Erdem

 F: Fendi

 G: Givenchy

 H: Hussein Chalayan

 I: Isabel Marant

 J: Jil Sander

 K: Karen Walker

 L: Loewe

 M: Maison Martin Margiela

 N: Nina Ricci

 O: Ohne Titel

 P: Proenza Schouler

 R: Rodarte

 S: Sonia Rykiel

 T: Tori Burch

 U: Undercover

 V: Versace

 W: Willow

 Y: Yves Saint Laurent

Z: Zac Posen

HAY HAY Zumi!

Hay Hay ya'll! It's Prudi herre, just hacking into my gurrl Zumi's blog account! bitch owes me $5 for a mocca latte from DizzyGoff, so ya better pay up gurrl or else i'ma comin' to cut you up hoe.

Get a check up

Visiting the vet tomorrow...gawd I hate going to the vet, so many other sick looking cats, although it's the perfect opportunity to swipe some Cat NW's and Cat Grazia's into my Deadly Ponies bag.

Smug Bitches

I know I can be quite a sassy smug cat sometimes. Today I was super smug because I managed to nab the last double pairs of Beau Coops from The Department Store, even though my gurrl Trina had them on hold. Now all of my four paws will look sexual for summer.

Me and my new puuur-chase! watch me mince along to my creative meetings at Dizengoff in these! SMUG!

Me after I bought my Beau Coops. SMUG!

Donatella looking like "I got this and you aint got shit fool." SMUG!

My gurrl Trinna looking like she knows shit about shit. SMUG!

My gurrl Tina looking like she know better than you. SMUG!

Rihanna looking like she better than the whole of Barbados. SMUG!

Hay Hay! Vogue Nippons y'all!

Hey guys, just got back from Japan! Mama Mia! it's me and mentor #3 extraordinaire Anna Dello Russo for Vogue Cat Nippons... Holla at yo gurrrl! I have been super selective of my jobs lately, but when Anna called me and said, "Zumi, come to Tokyo to shoot Vogue Cat Nippons!" I was like "I bees there bitch!". We had amazing fun, rolling around in the couture and eating fresh sashimi. Sexual!

Spring Smiles

Hey hoes. Here's some pic-chas of some hot bitches smiling and looking tres sexual.

food for thought

{insert rant about cat models and nudity and omg grossness here}

It's food for thought.

I LIKE FOOD (for thought)!

Me Love You Long Time: Louis Vuitton Spring 2011

So I had a skype meeting with Marc poo poo Jacobs who told me about the inpisration behind the OTT Louis Vuitton Spring 2011 collection. "Zumi babsey, it's all about excess and more excess and China dolls".

China Chow

Madame Li Mei

Zebra Coug Kirsten

Here are some other inspirations for the collection:

Christina Milian in Dip it Low

Bai Ling

Those  cougars from The Joy Luck Club

meow. x

me in the sun looking like a hot bitch

Hay sluts. Gosh, what sunny day today, I can just feel those bitch fleas popping all over my body, time for a body scrub at my fave Spa in Rotarua, The Polynesian Cat Spa... I'll be taking a road trip with my gurrls Trina and Tina in Trina's VW Golf. I'm easing back into the swing of things modeling wise (just finished shooting Vogue Cat Australia with Catrine McNeil) for the Cat Couture special this week; as well as putting the final touches to my new magazine- details to be released very very soon! swoony poos!

Jamaican jerk chicken

Hi bitches, sorry for the slack posting. I'm pretty much posting whenever I feel like it, plus one of my paws is feeling a bit limp, so i've booked a paw massage tomorrow at Lucy and the Chowder Room, can't wait. Anyways, here's a Lutricia Mcneal/Sean Paul/ Blu Cantrall visual sandwich to whet your Zumi appetite. mmmmm sexual. meow...

Chubbs Carey

My gurrl Pussy Boscono is showing true versatility. From Cat Couture shows and blue chip campaigns, here she is sexing it up with Mariah 'Chubbs' Carey for the singer's new album. This is a good example of a well paid money job.
What's hilarious is that those prudes in Saudi Arabia thought the original image (above) was showing too much flab, I mean skin, so they made Pussy look obese. Now Chubbs Carey looks like she has a massive fat cat growing out of her breasts. The things they do to us cat models can sometimes be totes unfair. boo youse whores!

Drunken night out

Oh my gawd you guys, I got toally wasted last night and had to be escorted out of Clooney's. I was having the time of my life prancing around and playing with the fringed curtains, then all of a sudden this bitch swoops me up and throws me out. Totally not my style, but when you've been slurrping on Moet and Absolut laced milk all night, it does take its toll. I'm never going to drink again. I look so fat and bloated in this picture.