Outfit Stalker

Que cutie poos! If only they made this outfit for little bitch cats like me! This is from Christopher Kane Spring 2011, inspired in part by Princess Anne. Here are various angles of this outfit just because.

 Blurry Kane: so arty

 Style.com Kane: Por la buyers from Bergdoff Goodman

 Cropped Style.com: Por la buyers from Barney's

Dark and moody Kane: So London

Waiting for the bus

Book case

Had the cover art come through today for my autobiography. Haven't actually written anything yet, but the cover is way more important. What do you guys think? actually I don't really care what you think. I usually end up getting my own way anyways. meow. x

We miss you Zumi!

Riccardo and Maria Carla

 Gisele

 Hedi and the super fierce Mademoiselle Agnes

 My gurrl Tyra

 My mentor Carine and Jean Paul

 The sexual Anna de la Russo

 Franca!

Dianne Von Furstenberg. haha, you bitch! loves it.

Part of my emo state today is because I couldn't celebrate 90 years of Paris Vogue this week. I was miles away from all my mentors, icons and friends who were all enjoying a sexual masquerade ball. Boo! Here they have all signed heart felt messages for me, wishing I was there to celebrate with them... I miss and love you all! meowwwwwwwwwwwww 

Icon

"Imagine if they called me China, the little kids at school would go 'there's China the vagina'"

"I thought modeling underwear in a church was a bit sacrilegious, but then I was like nah, who cares!"

"Whatever Lara, I could see your butt jiggle all the way from the back curtain."

Here are just three fierce quotes from Fashion Loaf's newest icon, NZ's Next Top Model's Dakota Biddle. Bitch is crrrazy! Can't wait til she's eliminated so we can hang out and be nasty about fat people and their jiggly butts.

I was reading all about her on the NZNTM website, and found out that her favourite foods are boil up and curry (my faves!), she wants to own 7 businesses by the time she's 27 (same!), and her favourite designer is "Alexandra McQueen". Babes! Loves it!!

Signature Pose

I just got off the Skype with Johnny poos and he was kind enough to send through some pictures of himself from some of my favourite Dior collections. I noticed he had a signature pose that is tres cutie poos and fierrrcccee. I just love the way he arches his back and points his foot forward. sexual.

Can't wait to see him again when I go to Paris at the end of the month for a Paris Vogue Cat shoot with Lara Stone. Carine's got us on a killing spree eating raw meat and baguettes, having our sexual way with French Tomcats looking like crazy bitch killers running rampant along the Tuileries and the Champs Elysees in my custom made paw Louboutin's. So edgy. So Fashion forward. Now THAT'S food for thought...

 Spring Haute Couture 2006

Fall Haute Couture 2007

 Spring 2008

 Spring 2009

 Fall Haute Couture 2009

 Fall 2010

 Spring Haute Couture 2010

 Resort 2010

Fall 2009

The Dream Team: Lara, Carine, me.

Gloomy poo day

Hey bitches. Here's a pic of me I took today, taking a break from writing my Cat Wear Daily reviews. I feel kinda sad all of a sudden. Michael Whittakkers nose is broken and it makes my cat heart tremble. In times of woe, I like to pig out on caviar and oreos, watch CatFashion TV and look at pictures on the internet of Elza and Nellie crying.

Elza and Nellie crying.

Some photos of me being goofy!

Guys I'm soooo sorry for not blogging for two hours but I'm soooo busy! I managed to find some time to do some blogging and take photos of myself looking AWESOME though. Yesterday I spent ages in Kat Sylvester trying on clothes. The weather was super duper rainy - not ideal for getting into the summer-buying mood, but I did my best! These were my favourites!

Michael Whittakkers

During my Bali sojourn, I had time to think about my obsession with NZ male model Michael Whittakkers. My guru told me "Zumi, it's unhealthy for a cat to be so obsessed with a male model like Michael Whittakers you need to chill out.

So the first thing I did when I got back to my loft apartment, was round up my gurrls and fully dismantle my Michael Whittakkers shrine. However seeing him again at NZFW made my paws quiver. I couldn't help myself. But I need to get over him. Could this be the last time I post anything about Michael Whittakkers? Watch this space.

SHY GUY!

SHY GUY!

SHY GUY!

SHY GUY!

MEANIE POO.

Not the same Trina's

Hey so the post I put up the other day about my gurl Trina doing the new Barneys campaign with Lindsay Wixson got a lot of people confused. Trina is a friend of mine that used to live with me when we cat modeled together in Paris. She's not to be confused with Trina the rapper. I know the similarites are the same but here are  their pictures. Can you spot the differernce? I can't.

 This is my gurrl Trina.

And this is Trina the rapper.

The resemblance is uncanny I know.

..and this is me licking myself. Can you handle my hotness? I sure can't. HOLLA!

I designed a cat tee shirt

Look, I designed a wicked t-shirt! Naturally, I chose a smiling cat (read up on cats, you'll get my deep intellectual reference, because I'm smart, ok?). Support local artists!! Go Kiwi cats!!! xoxo

Trina for La Barneys

OMG! que cutie! it's my gurl Trina for the new Barney's Catalogue featuring Lindsay Wixson. That's Trina snarling at the camera. What a hottie! Lindsay also looks tres sexual in a laced up Altuzarra dress with all those little bitches in heat around her feet.

I LIKE YEEEW!

Spring 2011 Collection Reviews: From Minimalism to Navajo Sluts

Hay sexuals, so I've been asked again by Cat Wear Daily to review some of the international collections for Spring/ Summer 2011. Here's my first review.

Roberto Cavalli Spring 2011

For those of you who know me, I have special place in my cat heart for Italian tack. I wouldn't be where I am today without mama Donatella, or the Dolce and Gabbana, so it comes as no surprise then that I love Roberto Cavalli's Spring 2011 collection. There's a feline precision in the way he cuts a flared leather pant. It's the Navajo Slut look that just ticks all my boxes. I had an exclusive Skype session last night with Roberto, and he shared some of his inpsirations with me:

Shakira in Wherever, Whenever

 Pussycat Dolls I Hate This Part

Sully from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

ZUMI and the fashun week review.

Hay bitches. It's me, Zumi Reely here. After going to two shows last week at New Zealand Fashion Week, the lovely folks at Cat Wear Daily have asked me to review the week that was.

After slipping back into the country from my one month Bali sojourn and trying to remain incognito, I've already been inundated with people asking me about what my professional opinion was of NZ Fashion Week and how the trends for next season will effect the latest in cat fashun.

Here's are some highlights from the week:

 Someone's Puerto Rican maid was flown over.

Stolen Girlfriends Club models getting ready backstage.

Me getting my tail massaged and claws painted at the MAC VIP Lounge.

It's great to be back home. love Zumi. xx

Hola Chicanos

Hola hola... so i'm here in Bali at the mo just sippin on some vodaka laced milk and feasting on fresh fish everyday, thinking about my life as a fashionable cat and talking to my guru. Here's a pic of my gurl Yolanda mincing it along the beach in her new Celine Poncho from Resort 2011. Bitch is werrrking it overtime here. I'm totally undergoing some transformations here on my sojourn both physically and spiritually...Phase two of Zumi Reeley in effect...

xx meow.